lastighip:

LOW SELFIE-ESTEEM

smilingemoticon:

there’s a new song out by will.i.am and justin bieber and the actual title of it starts with a hashtag

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

whitefag:

theres are party in my pants and you’re invited

perhapsfckoffmightbetookind:

Oh look it’s Blake

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

just dean’s face as he realizes he’s entering canada.

• Teacher: So what did you do over break?
• Me: I solved crimes, observing, not knowing. I flew to distant planets, travelling through the stars with a very immature, yet mature friend of mine. I met an angel, and watched as he fought to save himself, his friends, his true love, and the world. I read stories written by young aspiring authors, who have dreamed up entire universes about love, friendship, and adventure. I journeyed to many worlds, all trapped within snowy white pages. I made new friends, and learned about their lives from hundreds, if not thousands, of miles away. And I never left my room.
• Me: Also I didn't do my homework

switchbladetheoneandonly:

ponetasmagoria:

I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber

if you think about it

he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name

imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS

lapfulofmisha:

camuizuuki:

jimnovks:

how high was God when he created Misha Collins

very

and he saw that it was good

walrus-in-the-tardis:

hunter-and-angel:

today i came in the door and i heard someone coming down the stairs and i didnt know who or what to do since im always home alone so instinctively i pulled out my Sonic Screwdriver and did kind of a ready stance and pointed it at where they would be but when they came down the stairs I realized it was my sister and she gave me a disgusted look because if i were to defend myself i was gonna do it with my Sonic Screwdriver

milesjai:

madlori:

leogursky:

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

(Source)

Watch till the end.  Trust me.