there’s a new song out by will.i.am and justin bieber and the actual title of it starts with a hashtag
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
theres are party in my pants and you’re invited
Oh look it’s Blake
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
just dean’s face as he realizes he’s entering canada.
I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber
if you think about it
he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name
imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS
how high was God when he created Misha Collins
and he saw that it was good
today i came in the door and i heard someone coming down the stairs and i didnt know who or what to do since im always home alone so instinctively i pulled out my Sonic Screwdriver and did kind of a ready stance and pointed it at where they would be but when they came down the stairs I realized it was my sister and she gave me a disgusted look because if i were to defend myself i was gonna do it with my Sonic Screwdriver
Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending
Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.
The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:
Watch till the end. Trust me.